Life in the Oval Office

If you respect the elderly too often and/or too enthusiastically, they will spontaneously combust.

trishagoddard:

theseyounglions:

dirtyprettything:

Reasons to be vegetarian.

Reasons to eat all the little fuckers so they don’t take over the world.

Reasons to eat a three year old

theseyounglions:

dirtyprettything:

Reasons to be vegetarian.

Reasons to eat all the little fuckers so they don’t take over the world.

Reasons to eat a three year old

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douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends.

did-you-kno:

Source

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theatomicboom:

i have to confess something to you all

i’m actually robert downey jr

flameo-instantnoodles:

fruitbar:

uwaah:

neekcreep:

partylikeaprostitute:

Goofy, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse’s cameo in The Little Mermaid

Proof kingdom hearts actually happened

omg

Proof kingdom hearts actually happened

Proof kingdom hearts actually happened

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