February 2012
189 posts
January 2012
187 posts
Quick update
So this morning my phone buzzed and I freaked out because nobody texts me first. Maybe I have friends! Then it turned out to be my alarm I didn’t turn off. Boo. Also, I typed this with one hand because im eating an apple with the other.
stream-of-unconsciousness:
You liked my profile picture so I assume you’re interested in some rough sex.
All of the Above →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“We have a test next week.”
“Come wash the dishes.”
“Your aunt is coming into town.”
“Darren Criss is at the bottom of the pool.”
“The homework is double-sided.”
“You have an essay due at the end of the week.”
“Oh, wait, you thought it was Friday? Nope. It’s only Tuesday.”
More hilarious gifs here!!
letsjustimitatethereal:
Being around drunk people is both scary and incredibly annoying.
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