how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
Impulse buys of the day thus far:
A longboard. I’m so happy right now. Waffle House. I would say its been a good day so far.
Just another lonely jobless night. Im sorry for venting, but ish sucks.